E.C. Spence

Ruffling feathers together since 2005.

scarvenrot:

idratherstayin:

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

how does this only have 150 notes

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

Is this true?

(via bitchincactus)

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

Why didn’t you just pay him for delivering the Prophet? Muggles.

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Im so confused am i meant to add them iM SO CONFUSED

Guys, read it out loud. And don’t forget to say the colors.

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Im so confused am i meant to add them iM SO CONFUSED

Guys, read it out loud. And don’t forget to say the colors.

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)

padalickingood:

✧:・゚*Glory to Tim Hortons *:・゚✧

This is so accurate, it’s scary.

padalickingood:

:・゚*Glory to Tim Hortons *:・゚✧

This is so accurate, it’s scary.

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

(via queen-hannah)

GRYFFINDOR!
From Pottermore.

GRYFFINDOR!

From Pottermore.

(Source: mandrakescry, via spocks-feels)

This is accurate.

(Source: gifthescreen, via into-the-tardis-tanuki)

“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake someone else up, so that they can feel this way, too.”

—   

Lemony Snicket, Horseradish (via aurelle)

Lemony Snicket knows.

(via bubblegumbubbleguminadish)

So…is anyone else absurdly excited for Fantastic Beasts?

Not because I expect it to be fantastically awesome…but because it means we can resume giant Pott-head parties at the movies!

See you at premier night! We’ll be the giant phoenix…with flame throwers.